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Continuing the crusade against government inefficiency, Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has set its sights on overhauling the archaic federal retirement processing system. Currently, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) processes retirement applications manually in an underground limestone mine in Boyers, Pennsylvania—a practice Musk has derided as being stuck in a "time warp." The facility, operating since the 1970s, handles over 10,000 retirement applications monthly, all by hand.

Musk's criticism comes amid broader efforts by the Trump administration to modernize federal operations and cut unnecessary spending. The executive order signed by President Trump aims to streamline government processes, and DOGE is leading the charge to digitize the retirement application system. By transitioning to a digital platform, the government could significantly reduce processing times, minimize errors, and save taxpayer dollars. However, such a transition faces challenges, including bureaucratic inertia and potential resistance from federal employees accustomed to the current system.

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Fun Fact

The Social Security Act of 1935 established the first federal retirement benefits in the United States, setting the retirement age at 65. Today, the full retirement age varies between 66 and 67, depending on your birth year.